Trailer Park: The Wolverine

I don’t know. At least it looks better than X-Men Origins: Wolverine, which is tied with Batman & Robin as the worst comic book movie ever. And yes, I’m counting the David Hasselhoff Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.LD. TV movie AND the Roger Corman Fantastic Four.

Still.  The gist seems to be Wolverine + Japan – healing factor = $$$$. But if they can avoid another continuity-shredding, Deadpool-with-sword-arms-and-Cyclops-powers level mess? I’ll give them the W.

Seriously though, if you want to take this Wolverine franchise to the next level? Here you go: 2 films, spread a year apart. 1st film: Wolverine: Enemy of the State. 2nd film: Wolverine: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.  Get Mark Millar involved? Boom, Lord of the Rings money.

What do you think?

You have Pictures & Links; I Shall Call You Plinktures. Awww, Plinktures!

Mmmm...veinyHugh Jackman’s first official photo from the sure-to-not-be-a-bomb The Wolverine.

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WHAT'S IN THE BOX Remember that massive Street Fighter 25th Anniversarybox set we’d mentioned a while back? Well, MTV Geek got their hands on it and went full on gonzo with the picture taking.  Capcom, we’ll here at Modern Borefare will also take one, if you’re offering?

watch out dog!Nintendo Tributes; 21 of ’em. Good thing it wsn’t 23, otherwise the eschaton would have been immanentized.

Alan Moore discusses his new H.P. Lovecraft project.  Uh oh… Lovecraftian hentai in 3…2…1…

All the Borderlands 2 secrets you could ever want! Yes, these are SPOILERS…I have not read them & am torn about it.  The only thing I hate more than missing a secret in a game is having it spoiled for me.  Conflict!

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