Top 10 Modern Borefare Posts of All Time. ALL TIME!!!

This site has been around for four (count ’em) years? Damn. We’ve covered a ton of stuff in that time too (though not too recently; thanks adulthood) but the following are our Top Ten Posts of Alllllll Tiiiiiiiiimmmmeeeeeee

  1. MINIMALIST VIDEO GAMES POSTERS MIGHT BE THE BEST VIDEO GAME POSTERS 
  2. FRIDAY THE 13TH! FLIX: TERMINAL INVASION
  3. A SINISTER TREND: HORROR MOVIES & THEIR BUDGETS
  4. FRIDAY NIGHT FLIX: ENTITY
  5. WEIRDEST SIMPSONS COUCH GAG EVER: ALL ANIMALS CAN SCREAM
  6. BORDERLANDS 2 GEAR: IS IT A PROBLEM IF I BUY ALL OF THESE?
  7. THE RISE AND REIGN OF NAPOLEON BONAPARTE….IN FIFA
  8. GOTcha…GAME OF THRONES INFORGRAPHICS BY NIGEL EVAN DENNIS
  9. NEXT STOP, KING’S LANDING: GAME OF THRONES SUBWAY MAPS
  10. ‘AFTER DAYZ’ SHORT FILM IS THE BEST ZOMBIE MOVIE I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR

Sooooo….guess I should be concentrating on Game of Thrones and horror movies then?

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Trailer Park: If It’s Assassin’s Creed THREE, Why Have There Been FIVE Console Games?

Dude, I don’t know. Math I guess. BUT! This trailer will get you caught up if you’re in the dark as to who this guy in the white hoodie is & why he’s so insistent on parkouring all over the place while stabbing everyone. Also, why does he seem to be a time traveler? Answers below chief.

We (Don’t) Have to Go Back!

From Fake Anything comes this somewhat cartoonish but still super detailed map of Tamriel. It’s an interesting twist on my (virtual, buggy) homeland from last winter. I’m still annoyed that those of us on the PS3 aren’t going to be seeing any DLC anytime soon but maybe that’s not a bad thing…I don’t know if I have the time to get completely absorbed back into that game. Do you know how many charts I drew up, mapping out my smithing & enchanting strategies? I had Skyrim To-Do lists, fer #@#%-sake. On second thought…Skyrim, it was super fun. But you stay over there in the played games pile. GIVE ME BACK MY LIFE.

Score One For the Good Guys: Borderlands 2 Arrives!

The end result of my tussle with the Honey Badger of Video Game Retailers? VICTORY BY 1ST ROUND GOGOPLATA!!
ALL THE GUNS

Also? I SUCK at Photoshop. Anyone out there want to give me some pointers?

P.S. If you ever do encounter an actual honey badger, rubber guard & submission grappling is probably not your best defense. I think it would turn your crotch into chili in approx. 4 seconds.

Hungry Hungry Koopas!



Link via Kotaku.