Top 10 Modern Borefare Posts of All Time. ALL TIME!!!

This site has been around for four (count ’em) years? Damn. We’ve covered a ton of stuff in that time too (though not too recently; thanks adulthood) but the following are our Top Ten Posts of Alllllll Tiiiiiiiiimmmmeeeeeee

  1. MINIMALIST VIDEO GAMES POSTERS MIGHT BE THE BEST VIDEO GAME POSTERS 
  2. FRIDAY THE 13TH! FLIX: TERMINAL INVASION
  3. A SINISTER TREND: HORROR MOVIES & THEIR BUDGETS
  4. FRIDAY NIGHT FLIX: ENTITY
  5. WEIRDEST SIMPSONS COUCH GAG EVER: ALL ANIMALS CAN SCREAM
  6. BORDERLANDS 2 GEAR: IS IT A PROBLEM IF I BUY ALL OF THESE?
  7. THE RISE AND REIGN OF NAPOLEON BONAPARTE….IN FIFA
  8. GOTcha…GAME OF THRONES INFORGRAPHICS BY NIGEL EVAN DENNIS
  9. NEXT STOP, KING’S LANDING: GAME OF THRONES SUBWAY MAPS
  10. ‘AFTER DAYZ’ SHORT FILM IS THE BEST ZOMBIE MOVIE I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR

Sooooo….guess I should be concentrating on Game of Thrones and horror movies then?

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Don’t Have a Cow, Man: Simpsons Relevant for First Time in 18 Years

This couch gag made me binge watch all of Season 1 of Rick & Morty in a day.  A finer day has never been spent and nor shall it.

And then we’re gonna go on even MORE adventures after that, Morty. And you’re gonna keep your MOUTH SHUT about it, Morty…

..because the world is full of idiots that don’t understand what’s important. And they’ll TEAR us apart, Morty!!

But if you stick with me, I’m gonna accomplish great things, Morty, and you’re gonna be part of ’em.

And together we’re gonna run around, Morty, we’re gonna… do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty… we’re the only…. friends we’ve got, Morty! It’s just Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty and their adventures, Morty.. RICK AND MORTY FOREVER AND FOREVER A HUNDRED YEARS Rick and Morty.. some…things.. Me and Rick and Morty runnin’ around and… Rick and Morty time… a- all day long forever.. all a – a hundred days Rick and Morty! forever a hundred times…. OVER and over Rick and Morty… adventures dot com.. W W W dot at Rick and Morty dot com w..w..w… Rick and Morty adventures.. ah- hundred years….. every minute Rick and Morty dot com…. w w w a hundred times… Rick and Morty dot com…….”

(b)Art Critic – The Simpsons Class it up With Art Show

If you’re looking to turn your joint, be it office, apartment, gulag or oubliette, from crappy dump into the pinnacle of sophistication, you can’t go wrong with some sweet art. Lucky for you, the Dart Gallery’s got you covered. We’re not talking any knock off Rothko’s or Pollacks or even any of that old master shit either. No sir/ma’am, we’re talking that old premium Springfield style (ed.note: elán too! Don’t forget elán!).
Now’s the time to grab a piece of that timeless style for yourself, right?

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That’s the best part; moon money not required.
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More to see after the jump.
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Simpson’s “The Hobbit” Couch Gag

What in the Blue Blazer is going on here? TWO decent Simpsons couch gags in ONE month? Unpossible, you say and trust me, I hear you. Yet here we are:

Good, bad or indifferent, The Simpsons has been on television longer than you’ve been alive! It is in no way culturally as relevant as it was in *adjusts monocle, tilts top hat* my day yet it just keeps on keeping on, generating umpteen billions of dollars for all involved. I bet that it goes to 30 seasons. It’s such an institution at this point that the entire process of getting it made & on the air must be completely rote now. This bears some investigation, just not by me at this juncture because I’m late for Halloween drinks. Later suckers!
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Link via comicbook.com

Late to the Party but Still Amazing: Guillermo Del Toro’s Treehouse of Horror Couch Gag

Caught all the references? No? No worries, we (well, Warming Glow) have you covered. Course, you’ll have to watch it again but like you’ve got anything better to do with the next three minutes.  (stupid lack of embedding options)

Westeros X Springfield

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click to embiggen; it’s perfectly cromulent to do so

Courtesy of Draw the Simpsons, we have everyone’s current favorite fantasy series/maybe not-so-favorite book series re-imagined in the style of  arguably EVERYONE’S favorite cartoon series. Atist ADNz has promised more in the series so keep an eye out either there or here.

 

get ready for the worst...ending...ever.

get ready for the worst…ending…ever.

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