Heading to New York Comic Con in a few minutes to RUN AMOK amongst all the glitz, glamour & grime of New York’s best con (that I get super cheap passes to). There will be updates throughout the day as I plan to bite the super expensive bullet & pay for Javits Center wi-fi (only $45/hour! What a steal. Literally.) What will I see? What will I touch? What will touch me?
For now, I leave you with the poster for the RZA’s The Man With the Iron Fists.
Excelsior! (ed.note: Stan Lee just sent a C&D over that so what it buddy).
The RZA will:
1) Make you a weapon.
2) Coat his fists in metal
3) Uppercut your head off. Caution: Your eye may pop out of your head first.
Related: Even though Dave Bautista never pulled the trigger on an MMA career, he’s surfaced as a Chinese Dynasty-era Colossus with terrible tattoos. Score?
With: Russel Crowe, Lucy Liu, Cung Le, The RZA, Dave Bautista and featuring music from The Black keys, Kanye West, The RZA and The Wu-Tang Clan. Produced by Quentin Tarantino and written by Eli Roth and The RZA.