The Trend Continues…..

With the start of the new year and the race for the Oscar nominations over, January rolls around with its awful movies that no one cares about.  Don’t fool yourself, Broken City looks like garbage. Then there is Gangster Squad, yet another gangster movie that no one was asking for. Granted it was originally set to be released in October (it was pushed back due to the Aurora, Colorado shooting) butstill,  I wouldn’t have picked it as a front runner for an Oscar nom. So….with any semblance of a marquee decent marquee movie on the horizon,the door is now open for a clutch of 3D movies and horror movies.  Or you can just mash those two ideas together and poop out the Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D, which topped the box office this week with a gross of $23 million (ed. note: A sequel has apparently already been green-lit).  Not a ton of money by Hollywood’s standards, but with a budget of only $8 million, Lionsgate comes out as the big winner here. It more than doubled its profit.  The trend (as I’d discussed before) continues into the new year of low budget awful horror making all the profit while big budget fantasy movies (Cloud Atlas: $26 million profit, $102 million budget) go nowhere.

A Sinister Trend: Horror Movies & Their Budgets

I just saw the trailer for the upcoming Sinister and thought to myself  “Great, another horror movie that looks promising, probably make a respectable profit but will probably be treated indifferently/crucified by the critics.”  The reason that there’s so many horror movies recently is due to the fact that they are so incredibly cheap to produce. Which is nothing new, look back to the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre (looking specifically at budget) which cost under $140,000 and grossed $26 million.

Most horror movies are unbeatable when it comes to CBA (That’s Cost Benefit Analysis for those of you that didn’t take & fail Accounting 101).  If I were a movie producer, I would just roll out crappy horror movies all day.  Let’s look at the Saw franchise.  In the sideshow below you will find all the Saw movies along with their budget and gross.  The first one seemed to take many critics and audiences by surprise due to its unique premise and it quickly developed a strong cult following.  The movie cost only $1.2 million dollars to make and made $55 million dollars at the domestic box office.  Clearly, a HUGE profit.  So any movie studio with a film on their hands that makes 55 times its budget is going to start cranking out sequels,which may cost more than the original but are still exceptionally cheap, considering. Time and time again, however, we’ve seen that sequels are generally when movie franchises start to take a nose dive. Not on the financial side (usually), but definitely the quality side. Another perfect example of this phenomena, if you want to call it that, is by simply looking at the Paranormal Activity franchise as well.

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Notice the dip in gross, yet the profit is still substantial, which would usually not be true of a franchise with far larger budgets. (Bourne Legacy, Men in Black III, Pirates of the Caribbean 4) Let’s just say Sinister has a very profitable opening weekend, there is an extremely high chance that by Monday morning a sequel will already be announced and/or in the works.

Now browse through the horror movies that have a massive budget and try to get real creative (You’ll know what they are because you probably went to see them thinking they would be good but probably left the theater highly disappointed).  Titles like Van Helsing, The Haunting, and The Wolfman come to mind.  A majority of these movies will not yield the same kind of profit as a found footage film.  One of the reasons why the horror movie genre has thrived is because the total budget for films in this genre are so much smaller than even your average to mainstream summer blockbusters which can often prove to be costly mistakes (Battleship, John Carter, Expendables 2).  One could argue that horror films actually benefit from low production values. Would Texas Chainsaw Massacre have been as completely terrifying if there had been an 8ft tall CGI Leatherface? The graininess, the palpable cheapness contributes to the aura of the film.  You can almost feel the grime. THAT’s horror.  Do 80% of the setup and let the viewer fill in that missing 20%.

Really, just look at the complete throw away of the Elizabeth Olsen starring Silent House.  A movie with a microscopic budget of $2M and a gross of a mere $11M.  Even though it did not overly impress at the box office, it grossed nearly 6 times its budget!So by the criteria I’ve laid out, a massive success!  Compare this to the 2012 release of The Amazing Spiderman which cost $250M but grossed only $261M domestically.  Essentially the same profit but it vividly illustrates how from an ROI perspective, horror films can be a very cost-effective genre and they’ll continue to be made as long as movies likes Sinister get decent buzz and have even marginally strong opening weekend.

Horror of Babylon, Part 1

Do you like horror movies? I like horror movies. Everyone should like horror movies. I’m sad it will be many years before I can introduce my daughter to them, but exposure too early in life might result in a Dexter-style origin story. After lengthy internal debate, I am more or less convinced that would be a bad thing.

I recently tallied my score on Bloody Disgusting’s Ultimate Horror Challenge (a surprisingly poor 51 out of 61) and decided I needed a pulpit from which I might babble about my own top X horror movies of all time, X being a positive integer of a value equal to or slightly greater than the number of movies about which I have clever shit to say. So it is with all thanks and praise to the Rex that I present my top however-many must see, can’t miss, lightly sweetened horror moves of all time. We kick things off with the best movies for the genre novice. These are the big release, oft-imitated but never surpassed titans of the industry. If you’ve seen all or most of them, congratulations, you’ve earned your white belt in Cleave Sick Sigma and are invited to join me for Part 2: Electric Boogaloo just as soon as I get around to it. The list:

  1. Psycho Rosemary’s Shining Halloween Exorcist

See what I did there? Each is a fantastic film worth watching over and over but they’re not given individual treatment here because they’re universally beloved by film school professors and comic-con attendees alike. (Shut up, ghost of Pauline Kael, you hated Star Wars. ) These are the safe bets, the mega-classics. If you’re having an intelligent conversation about horror movies and someone chimes in with one of these, tell him you’ve heard good things about an up-and-comer named Alfred Hitchcock while delivering a crushing elbow smash to his sternum. Then steal his collection of coffee table books.

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