If people stayed away from this film, I wonder if it would give studios pause in terms of constant and accelerating franchise reboots? Doubtful. Look, I SAW Superman Returns. I was THERE, MAN. You don’t know what it was like. You couldn’t. And now you’re asking me to go back through it again? I can’t. I just can’t. I don’t even like Superman.
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