Trailer Park – Red Dead Redemption 2

Fall ’17, huh? Ok, I now have 12 months to finish Arkham Knight and The Witcher 3. Clock starts now!!

 

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All Right, Who’s Ready To $pend An Untold Amount of Money on the GTA V Collector’s Edition? (Besides Me)

Video game companies must think we’re all suckers. Truth be told, they are spot-on with that assessment. They keep cranking out these massive special editions full of geegaws and whatnots, and we, the video game playing public, keep snapping them up. To what end? I’ve never used the GTA IV lockbox I got with that particular special edition, yet I’ve dragged it to four different apartments (NYC: We Move A Lot). I have so many art books I use them as coasters when all the friends I’ve abandoned to play video games come over to drink heavily.  Now it’s just de facto for any AAA-title to come out with the most overstuffed special edition (usually in tiers, as well, which leaves me in tears haha j/k) to try and pawn off on their particular niche.  The Call of Duty franchise is probably the worst offender. But don’t think I’ve forgotten about you, Bioshock Infinite, Borderlands 2 or Uncharted 3.

Still though….Atomic Blimp. That’s mighty tempting.blimp

Keep your eyes peeled (or your browsers pointed here) for further announcements from Rockstar on the whens and (more importantly) the how muchs of pre-ordering your very own copy of Grand Theft Auto V.

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Go With What You Know – Grand Theft Auto V Box Art

Give Rockstar credit(?); they certainly aren’t leaving their comfort zone when it comes to box art. But maybe they don’t have to; isn’t this cover style iconic at this point? Come for the Grand Theft Auto V cover unveil, stay for the past GTA box cover installments.
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Update 4/2/13 8:45pm: Looks like I unintentionally ripped of Kotaku with this. Great minds etc etc.

Travel Plans on Hold: We’re Heading Back to Los Santos A Little Later Than We Thought

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From Rockstar:

Dear all,
Today, we have an official release date to share with you: Grand Theft Auto V will arrive in stores on September 17, 2013.
We know this is about four months later than originally planned and we know that this short delay will come as a disappointment to many of you, but, trust us, it will be worth the extra time. GTAV is a massively ambitious and complex game and it simply needs a little more polish to be of the standard we and, more importantly, you require.
To all Grand Theft Auto fans, please accept our apologies for the delay, and our promise that the entire team here is working very hard to make the game all it can be. We are doing all we can to help ensure it will meet if not exceed your expectations come September – we thank you for your support and patience.
Yours,
The GTA Team

Trailer Park: NEW Grand Theft Auto V Trailer

Just..just watch it:

“Just ignore the bodies”.

How can I properly describe this without being incredibly hyperbolic? I can’t even…this just looks incredible. I’ve said it before but damn, Rockstar is on a roll.

Things of particular interest:

– The song.  I’d heard rumors that Rockstar was going to do away with all the music of the earlier GTA’s and instead have a brand new score created for the game, which I thought was a terrible idea.  Some of the best times I’ve had playing GTA is just cruising around listening to the radio. So hopefully the Stevie Wonder track is just a sampling of another round of incredible radio stations stocked with killer jamz.

– Trevor Phillips is crazy pants. He looks like a redneck Andrew W.K. with less hair. (Here’s the real life version)

– The variety of areas & set pieces, which I’m sure is just a fraction of what’s actually available to explore.

– “Bounce. We’re bouncing now?”

– The vehicles.

BONUS: Full length version of the Stevie Wonder track from the trailer.

Incoming! Grand Theft Auto V screenshots

Courtesy of Kotaku & GTAV.net, check out these new screenshots featuring more of Los Santos & our new triumvirate of protagonists (my new band name, btw).

I hope I’m able to finish Bioshock: Infinite by the time this game arrives. I’d hate to cut short my B:I playtime, but I am physically incapable of continuing to play a current game when a new one shows up. Case in point: I wasn’t able to finish the Borderlands 2 pirate DLC this weekend and now with the imminent arrival of BLOPS 2 (tonight!) it may just end up on the big unfinished game stack, along all the Fallout:New Vegas DLC that I will never play. So in that regard, I’m kind of glad that Skyrim DLC isn’t PS3 bound.