Call it the PAX Surprise: Capcom announced today during their PAX panel their intention to release a remastered version of classic NES treasure (get it?) (ed. note: Could’ve gone with gem, as well) Duck Tales as an HD remake Duck Tales Remastered. I cannot wait to use an elderly duck to hit treasure chests at burglary-obsessed dogs on the moon. IN HIGH-DEF.
Apparently we’ve all been lied to; blowing into your old Nintendo cartridges did not
, in fact, cause them to magically work again. Kotaku (via Mental Floss) wrecks our perception that our precious NES’ were malfunctioning due to malicious dust that was in turn causing Mario to turn into a hellish stew of pixels & squonking noises. In fact, it was Nintendo’s fault that our cartridges weren’t working. YOU BASTARDS.
Nintendo designed its NES connector using nickel pins bent into a position so that they’d give slightly when a cartridge was inserted, then spring back after it was removed. These pins became less springy after repeated use, which make it hard for them to firmly grasp the game cartridge’s connectors.
There was even a warning from Nintendo not to blow into your games, but who were we to listen to instructions? See:
Do not blow into your Game Paks or systems. The moisture in your breath can corrode and contaminate the pin connectors.
Did anyone else use the method where you pulled the game catridge ever so slightly out of the NES’ docking bay, then pushed it down so it mind kind of a “chunking” noise as it was slammed home? That was second tier tech support back in the day! What other methods did you use to get your games working again?
After the jump, (dirty) pics of a blown vs. non-blown cartridge. Continue reading
For those of us with that much scratch just burning a hole in your giant vault full of gold coins that you like swimming in,maybe you want to hold off a minute. What else could you get for 150 large? Why, you could:
– 144 unlimited monthly Metrocards for the NYC subway system (that’s 12 years son!)
– Not a fan or cars or trains? Buy some racehorses, arrive everywhere in Old World style.
– Pay my rent for the next 94 months.
If you’re lucky enough to get to go to San Diego Comic Con this year, don’t squander the opportunity by choking to death! Slow down and chew your food, people. But if you happen to encounter some poor sap who’s taken on a bluish hue and seems to be thrashing about the floor in some sort of death spiral, follow these handy tips, thoughtfully provided by the fine folks from Bob’s Burgers.
3DS Upper Screen: 3.53 inches Lower Screen: 3.01 inches
3DS XL Upper Screen: 4.88 inches Lower Screen: 4.18 inches
No second thumbstick, instead you get a 4Gb memory stick.
Why buy anything at this point? You know something better is going to come out in 3 months anyway.
Sidenote: Not a Nintendo hater. My first two beloved consoles were the NES & SNES. I had the original Game Boy. With a terrible Spider-Man game. It just seems Nintendo is just in a rut and this isn’t exactly helping.