Top 10 Modern Borefare Posts of All Time. ALL TIME!!!

This site has been around for four (count ’em) years? Damn. We’ve covered a ton of stuff in that time too (though not too recently; thanks adulthood) but the following are our Top Ten Posts of Alllllll Tiiiiiiiiimmmmeeeeeee

  1. MINIMALIST VIDEO GAMES POSTERS MIGHT BE THE BEST VIDEO GAME POSTERS 
  2. FRIDAY THE 13TH! FLIX: TERMINAL INVASION
  3. A SINISTER TREND: HORROR MOVIES & THEIR BUDGETS
  4. FRIDAY NIGHT FLIX: ENTITY
  5. WEIRDEST SIMPSONS COUCH GAG EVER: ALL ANIMALS CAN SCREAM
  6. BORDERLANDS 2 GEAR: IS IT A PROBLEM IF I BUY ALL OF THESE?
  7. THE RISE AND REIGN OF NAPOLEON BONAPARTE….IN FIFA
  8. GOTcha…GAME OF THRONES INFORGRAPHICS BY NIGEL EVAN DENNIS
  9. NEXT STOP, KING’S LANDING: GAME OF THRONES SUBWAY MAPS
  10. ‘AFTER DAYZ’ SHORT FILM IS THE BEST ZOMBIE MOVIE I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR

Sooooo….guess I should be concentrating on Game of Thrones and horror movies then?

Service to Valyria Discontinued

Lookit this dude, MICHAEL TYZNIK, and his sick Game of Thrones transit maps. You can even get IRL versions of the Westeros map or the entire known world for only 40 gold. What a deal.  Check out his Flickr or his site for more.

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Super hi-res versions after the jump!

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Next Stop, King’s Landing: Game of Thrones Subway Maps

From Michael Tyznik and his Flickr page, comes a transit-map style look at the locales & environs of everyone’s favorite, Game of Thrones.  You can buy prints for the cartographic and/or GoT obsessives in your life here for Westeros and here for The Known World.
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New CoD: MW3 maps! I don’t think I care all that much!

As it turns out, I don’t.  Yes, i did get sucekred into paying for CoD: Elite even though I swore up and down I wouldn’t.  But with it not working for the first two to three weeks after the game launched & clans being nowhere to be found for even longer, it ust didn’t seem worth the extra money.  FREE MAP PACKS THOUGH, you say.  Yes, that is a hook…. for a game I’m still interested in playing.  My attention span and desire for Call of Duty is waning with every iteration of the game.  It certainly didn’t help that Skyrim came out a week later either.

Now I’m not saying I didn’t have fun with CoD: MW3 this go around.  I think it was a much better game than Modern Warfare 2. Yes, the single player is still incomprehensible as far as story goes, but the set pieces are interesting and a breeze to get through.  Nothing struck me as much in this game as did “No Russian” from MW2 or that first mission in MW1 where you’re fighting in Baghdad some unnamed Middle Eastern country.

It’s just that, with no MAJOR changes to the cash cow (and why would they change it? Every year EA has a guaranteed, BILLION dollar blockbuster on their hands.) I can’t stop the thought of “You’ve already played this, many many times” from creeping into my head.  That’s when I start looking around for other games to play, and CoD becomes less attractive to me.

It’s not a skill level issue either; this is the first year I’ve actively tried to get good at using a sniper rifle and I picked it up pretty quickly.  Not quick scoping level good, but being able to lead shots to hit runners and keeping my KD ratio from being embarrassingly bad.  After my first Prestige, I started using the P90 and was an absolute terror.  But now what?  Keep re-prestiging? That seems so sisyphean and again…I could be playing other games.

Two new maps aren’t going to pull me back into the game.  A thoroughly rethought game will put me back in the game.  Time for a bold statement: I will *NOT* be buying CoD: Black Ops 2 this November.  I won’t do it.  I can’t.

Dammit, but I probably will.