Trailer Park: Borderlands 2’s Handsome Jack Bets His Numbers Are Bigger Than Your Numbers

New Borderlands 2 gameplay? Check,

Introduction to the main villain from the game? Check,

Complete inability to pick a class for the upcoming game? Triple check.

If I was a cynic (Ed. note: You? Nooo.) I would say that Borderlands was a brightly colored, highly interactive Excel workbook masquerading as a game with ridiculous fetch-quests thrown on top.  But since I’m not, I won’t. Also, I happen to love highly interactive Excel workbooks masquerading as games.  Borderlands 2? Can’t. Wait. Please Gearbox, please: don’t disappoint me.