Well, this is clearly the thing we’ve all needed. That’s not even a joke! How awesome does ninja Batman look?!
From Kotaku, who saw some early footage at NYCC ’18:
Picture Batman, decked out in shogun’s armor and wielding a katana, charging at the Joker, who’s also brandishing a sword, but draped in a fanciful, ancient Japanese courtier’s outfit that’s overflowing with tattered ruffles that bounce along with his maniacal laugh.
Sometimes I really hate comics:
JUST BECAUSE HE’S BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO A BABY DOESN’T MAKE HIM ANY LESS DANGEROUS
But most of the time I love them:
I don’t think they’d even get past the salutation before it devolved into a melee…a donnybrook…a brawl…a slobberknocker…they’d fight, you know?
via Kotaku and Andy Timm
A staple of my after school experience. *sniff sniff* Heart of Ice still gets me.
kaptainkristian‘s YouTube page is well worth checking out for more excellent content in this vein but if you’re too lazy to click a link, check out some choice video after the jump (which is a clickable link! Congratulations, you played yourself.) Continue reading
You have to hand it to them: when Mondo decides to go big, they go BIG. To celebrate 75 years of Batman, they’ve commissioned an epic crap ton of Batman art which they first showed off in their swank Austin, TX gallery and have now put up for sale. Grab ’em while you can but based on how Mondo things go, they are probably all sold out. Sorry bro! But at least you can peep them all here to your heart’s content. PEEP AWAY!
The Black Mirror by Jock & Francesco Francavilla. 24”x36” screen print. Hand numbered. Edition of 275. Printed D&L Screenprinting. $50
Red Rain by Francesco Francavilla. 24”x36” screen print. Hand Numbered. Edition of 225. Printed by D&L Screenprinting. $50
The Riddler by Jason Edmiston. 18”x24” screen print. Hand numbered. Edition of 200. Printed by D&L Screenprinting. $45
Batman by Brandon Holt. 18”x24” screen print. Hand numbered. Edition of 275. Printed by Burlesque of North America. $45
Batman / Man Bat by Alex Pardee. 24”x36” screen print. Hand Numbered. Edition of 200. Printed by D&L Screenprinting. $80 / set
Heart of Ice (Variant) by Phantom City Creative. 18”x24” screen print. Hand Numbered. Edition of 125. Printed by D&L Screenprinting. $65
More than you even possibly believe, after the jump. Continue reading
1995 was the last time I was able to braid my infamous facial hair, subjugating the structure into facial follicle art with leftover orthodontic rubber bands. A summer job in a defunct “intellectual” toy store called for a trim of the whiskers, and the goat never restored itself to full-blown dark-black-stink-netherworld-tentacled glory. Captain Lou Albano, we miss you.
Now, we progress to the topic of the day, and I’m gonna keep it brief: I’ve had a particular opinion solicited by the founder of this website. I’ve been asked to provide my thoughts on the super(annoying) super-hero mania that has gripped the TV and cinema nations since Dafoe channeled the Goblin 12 years ago. I was fair to the TV shows, so I watched a few episodes “on demand”: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Gotham, and The Flash. I gritted my teeth and endured the viewings. Upon their conclusion, I hit the white boxes in the back of the closet. The “slick and polish” treatment and the youthful twist are as equally offensive as the “gritty” loquaciousness and mundane posturing. Look, kids, I’m always gonna be on the outside looking in, leering with the gargoyles before being eaten by the moon. I simply cannot endorse this movement because the shows & movies are so g*ddamned boring. They are akin to the zombie craze: the more you shoot ’em, the more they don’t just stay dead, and more of ’em explode from the armpits of Hollywood. Same ol’ song and dance without anything so original that you are transfixed. If you crave good superhero TV, IFC shows “Batman” on the weekends. There’s the outland of which we can all be proud. I am sorry I can’t improve upon this review; I can only say it all stinks and their collective popularity are creating the wrong kind of comic book fans, the ones who think “Justice League Europe” is delightfully retro and who never crack a grin while reading ” ‘Mazing Man”. Just get ’em off my planet and call me when it’s done; I’ll be under the bed with the back issues, keeping the purists and the whole g*ddamned renaissance of comic books on life support.
Why hello there, Rocksteady Crew (No. No. Yes.) Nice to see you back after what was clearly a mistake in letting the Batman: Arkham X franchise flop limply into the hands of some other studio for the quick cash in. PLEASE tell me that Warner Bros. isn’t going to go the Call of Duty annualized route by alternating studios to pump more Batman games into the the market. Part of what made Arkham Asylum and Arkham City so damn brilliant was not only the clear care that were put into the product by Rocksteady but also the fact there wasn’t always another one right around the corner. The previous two Batman games were an event, not just “Ugh, guess it’s time to buy this year’s Batman game, here’s my $65.” I’m looking forward to flipping around the streets of Gotham and just crushing the absolute fuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge out of some goons who desperately need a knuckle sandwich or three. Here’s some batarangs for your facial, what’s up bro? Regardless, games that look like THIS are the reason I bought a PS4.
Sidenote: I hate large animals who hide in pools of water; case in point, the shark from Arkham City as well as the thing in the lake from Resident Evil 4. Damn I hate water.