Trailer Park: Assassin’s Creed IV Curse Of The Black Pe…er Flag

It’s like clockwork, folks. End of October? New Assassin’s Creed game.  MiddleofNovember? Why hello, new Call of Duty! Meet the new end boss, same as the old end boss.

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ac4bfps3uk2d-1362054374So is the Assassin’s Creed franchise just cranking out full fledged sequels every six months now? Seems like we JUST heard about ACIII and now all of a sudden viola! on October 29th, 2013 we’ve got ACIV (ed. note: Assassin’s Creed III went on sale October 30, 2012. So for those that are terrible at math like Mr. Rex here, that’s almost a year to the day of the last release). This Monday we should know more about Assassin’s Creed: Curse of the Black Pearl as the trailer is slated to bow on March 4th, promptly at ZULU TIME. Ok, maybe not ZULU TIME, I just like writing ZULU TIME. Can this series keep your interest with a change of location and main character? Either way, we now know that four things are inevitable: Death, taxes, a new Assassin’s Creed & Call of Duty game every fall and I could really go for some pizza.