Trailer Park – INFINITY WAR

ARGLEBARGLEAAAAHHHHHHH

Things to note:

  1. Hulk busts into the Sanctum Sanctorum (0:12)
  2. Human Vision (0:17)
  3. Super Hulkbuster armor (0:26)
  4. Black Widow has blonde hair (?) (0:27)
  5. Thanos speaks! (0:45)
  6. Weird sky thing (?) in NYC (0:57)
  7. Loki with the Cosmic Cube (1:07)
  8. Thanos arrives on Earth (1:09)
  9. New Spider-Man costume (1:17)
  10. Thor’s in some machine, doing a thing (1:20)
  11. A dark elf (Malekith, maybe?) (1:21)
  12. Bearded Captain America (1:26)
  13. Super Hulkbuster armor in effect (1:29)
  14. Black (Blonde?) Widow stabs someone with a spear (1:30)
  15. Dr. Strange’s magic fails him (1:33)
  16. Hippy Captain America throws a right cross in the desert (1:36)
  17. Thanos chokeslams Spider-Man (1:37)
  18. Loki stabs the Vision in the face gem (1:47)
  19. Thanos drops a gem on ’em…right into his FUCKING GAUNTLET (1:44)
  20. They call him “ol’ Thanos 2Gems” (1:49)
  21. Thanos kills (?) Iron Man (1:51)
  22. Winter Soldier standing shoulder to shoulder with what looks to be Wakandans (1:53)
  23. Winter Solider, War Machine, Captain America (all in black…like the Omen), The Hulk, someone from the Black Panther movie AND The Black Panther go out for a jog (1:59)
  24. Thor lost an eye (2:15)
  25. Who the hell are you guys? (2:19)

Did I miss anything?

This looks great but some questions:

  • How are they going to cover Thanos gathering ALL of the Infinity gems (they are gems, not stones you bastards), setting himself up as God and then losing, all in the span of 2, maybe 2.5 hours?
  • I wonder if they are going to actually kill off Iron Man, the Hulk, Blonde Widow, etc to make way for the next gen (ie cheaper) of Marvel superheroes?
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2 thoughts on “Trailer Park – INFINITY WAR

  1. I’ve watched this four times. Some questions:
    (1) Why isn’t this a two-part movie?
    (2) Why doesn’t Banner get a voice over?
    (3) Why is Cap in Wakanda?
    (4) Where are the X-Men (I mean, yeah, licensing, but still…)?
    (5) When did Avengers become LOTR (Wakanda battle scene)?
    (6) I’m happy War Machine gets some screen time.
    (7) I assume some of this movie happens in New York. Where are the Defenders? Where is Punisher?

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    • 1) it was originally supposed to be & I feel like it should be…one movie feels like it’ll be too condensed
      2) Good question. Maybe bc he dies.
      3) Good question. Maybe went into hiding after the events of CAIII
      4) bingo – all licensing
      5) in this movie, apparently. Maybe there’s only so many ways to shoot large scale battle scenes like that.
      6) same, even though he got wrecked in Civil War.
      7) wouldn’t be shocked if they appear in some capacity – apparently there’s supposed to be something like 64 named marvel characters in the film.

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