With a Jolt, My Mind Awakens…Chapter Sixty-Nine: Get a Griptonite Because You’re Kryptonite, and You’re Going on a Long, Strange Triptonite…

Samuel L. Jackson is particularly vulnerable to What-the-F*ck-tonite, which forces him into movies like “Freedomland”, “The Red Violin”, “Twisted”, “Lakeview Terrace”, and the Ultimate Challenge to His Acceptance at the Right Hand of Odin:

Santa Claus has an EMO haircut in this holiday season’s Petsmart commercial. Trigger hostile, antisocial vibes…GIFs, save me!

LOVE the twerking, but I think his red cowbell’s broken…

Jack Elam was the only person to ever do this to Burt Reynolds and live

Good eye, evil eye…

Yes, we all saw what Miley did, Jaws…


dedicated to Hal Needham (3/6/31-10/25/13), stuntman/director of “Cannonball Run” and “Cannonball Run II”


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