Samuel L. Jackson is particularly vulnerable to What-the-F*ck-tonite, which forces him into movies like “Freedomland”, “The Red Violin”, “Twisted”, “Lakeview Terrace”, and the Ultimate Challenge to His Acceptance at the Right Hand of Odin:
Santa Claus has an EMO haircut in this holiday season’s Petsmart commercial. Trigger hostile, antisocial vibes…GIFs, save me!
GOOD NIGHT, PASSAIC!
dedicated to Hal Needham (3/6/31-10/25/13), stuntman/director of “Cannonball Run” and “Cannonball Run II”