I wonder if this will make certain members of the MB crew happy?
After the jump, a joke.
Kick-Ass 2 was way, way darker & messed up than the original Kick-Ass mini-series was. If you haven’t read it before and you want to pick it up prior to the movie, get ready to be…disturbed.
I’ve never seen anything with Riddick in it, so I can’t tell if this is a great addition to the franchise or just a Vin Diesel cash grab. YOU TELL ME.
Apparently, after showing the Riddick trailer, Mark Sinclair hinted at his involvement with a forthcoming Marvel property. This reminds me of something poignant C+C Music Factory once said.
Second verse, same as the first:
“The Ultimate Fighter” is on TV at the same time as “Fight Master: Bellator MMA”? AAAARRGGHHHHH….!!!
Ol’ Red is still adjusting to the demise of the Hartford Whalers…
Brainiac learns Cory Monteith’s final Tweets were about ‘Sharknado’.
Amazo does not like to be disturbed while he is eye-boinking Amanda Bynes…
Computo strictly enforces his Zero Walken Imitator Policy.
Hey, Metal Men…light up and let go.
Let’s do it!
Welcome to Friday Night Flix, where there’s never a need to leave the couch or put on pants. Each week I’ll recommend an under-the-radar movie currently available on one or more of the major streaming platforms. They won’t all be classics, but every selection is guaranteed to be 100% watchable or your money back.
I was one of the few people who after they saw The Blair Witch Project actually believed it was real. It wasn’t until a few hours after the movie that my buddy who I went to see it with told me it was fake. He didn’t make fun of me or laugh at me, he just thought that I didn’t know much about all the hype surrounding the movie. It makes me think that possibly somewhere in Norway there is a similar young child out there who shares those same feelings for the movie Trollhunter. Granted, Trollhunter is a bit more sci-fi but some mockumentaries do a good job of camouflaging there real art. It’s for this reason why I can’t just dismiss Trollhunter as a silly, run of the mill, goof type of movie. Maybe for some 15 or 16 year olds, watching this movie will make them want to become explorers or mountain dwellers or even spelunkers.
The movie starts out with a bunch of college students researching a person who is going around and poaching bears. Things become interesting when the students begin to think that possible poacher is not so much after bears but after something else. They decide to follow this man, named Hans, in the woods to find out what his real MO is. Not so much bear poaching, but troll hunting, in order to shield the people of Norway that trolls exist. The students witness this and now Hans has no choice but to take them along for the ride.
It’s easy to say that a movie of this type would not take itself too seriously. But somehow, Trollhunter doesn’t go into the realm of the complete ridiculous. Ridiculous. Maybe, but COMPLETE ridiculous. Not so much. Trolls can’t eat humans with too much vitamin D or else they will turn to stone. Better not be a christian, cause that’ll be the death of you. See, ridiculous, but not too ridiculous. Trolls passing gas while they sleep. Ridiculous….I better stop here or else I’ll have to change my stance. America has been in a vampire funk for the last few years now and hopefully that phase will pass. Are the trolls of Norway the vampires of America? Is this such a fascination to them as we are obsessed with Bella and freakishly pale Robert Pattinson?
As mentioned earlier, Hans is trying to keep the existence of trolls a secret from the people of Norway by the order of the government. But what if we do encounter a troll?