I shall soon celebrate 20 years of unkempt, unruly, barbaric, bloodsucking, turbocharged facial hair growth — Inspiration? Christmas Day 1993: Ol’ Kentucky Jay hits the local movieplex to watch a Western…named “Tombstone”:

I was motivation in motion. I regret not being more attuned to black magic in the mid-90s to spiritually enhance the growth…By the by, I tried to get the moniker Texas Jack Vermillion to stick…I was more successful with the facial hair.