How many games have been mashed into this tasty Flash-based goulash? I can’t even count. But what I CAN count is that I still, and will forever, hate Super Mario Bros. 2. Yes, yes, I know it’s not really a Super Mario Brothers game but still. It was horrible and I hated the weird masks the stunted pelicans wore.
via kotaku
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Hate Super Mario 2?
That was the first game I ever bear. Fie on you, sir. FIE!
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HATES IT.
It just struck me as…wrong, somehow. Mario doesn’t throw vegetables; he throws flaming death.
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Psh, fireballs are for eunuchs and dogs.
Choking out a frog king with turnips? That was the moment I knew that I was a man.
Plus, what about that mega twist ending?
It was only a dream….. OR WAS IT!?
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First of all, maybe Mario IS a eunuch. Nobody’s ever seen his junk, save Peach. Maybe that’s why she ran off with Bowser. And we know he’s a furry, as evidenced by his tanooki cosplaying in Super Mario Bros. 3.
Any time I read the phrase “it was all a dream”, Juicy starts playing in my head.
Maybe SMB2 is the St. Elsewhere of videogames.
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