The Craziness That Is The Super Mario Bros. Crossover 3.0 Trailer

How many games have been mashed into this tasty Flash-based goulash? I can’t even count.  But what I CAN count is that I still, and will forever, hate Super Mario Bros. 2. Yes, yes, I know it’s not really a Super Mario Brothers game but still. It was horrible and I hated the weird masks the stunted pelicans wore.

Play 2.0 here!

via kotaku

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4 thoughts on “The Craziness That Is The Super Mario Bros. Crossover 3.0 Trailer

  1. Psh, fireballs are for eunuchs and dogs.

    Choking out a frog king with turnips? That was the moment I knew that I was a man.

    Plus, what about that mega twist ending?

    It was only a dream….. OR WAS IT!?

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    • First of all, maybe Mario IS a eunuch. Nobody’s ever seen his junk, save Peach. Maybe that’s why she ran off with Bowser. And we know he’s a furry, as evidenced by his tanooki cosplaying in Super Mario Bros. 3.

      Any time I read the phrase “it was all a dream”, Juicy starts playing in my head.

      Maybe SMB2 is the St. Elsewhere of videogames.

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