I’m pretty sure that this is what decades of playing video games has prepped me for: navigating the London Underground in strictly horizontal/vertical fashion whilst a jaunty tune plays.
If I play my warp whistle though, where does that take me?
P.S. Watch out for Tanooki gathering around Russel Square. If you’re not in the mood for a mischievous & drunken testicle festival, I’d maybe stay clear until they fumigate.