Trailer Park: The Wolverine

I don’t know. At least it looks better than X-Men Origins: Wolverine, which is tied with Batman & Robin as the worst comic book movie ever. And yes, I’m counting the David Hasselhoff Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.LD. TV movie AND the Roger Corman Fantastic Four.

Still.  The gist seems to be Wolverine + Japan – healing factor = $$$$. But if they can avoid another continuity-shredding, Deadpool-with-sword-arms-and-Cyclops-powers level mess? I’ll give them the W.

Seriously though, if you want to take this Wolverine franchise to the next level? Here you go: 2 films, spread a year apart. 1st film: Wolverine: Enemy of the State. 2nd film: Wolverine: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.  Get Mark Millar involved? Boom, Lord of the Rings money.

What do you think?

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6 thoughts on “Trailer Park: The Wolverine

  1. I think Wolverine Origins, Catwoman and Superman IV are in a tier of shit that’s slightly worse than Batman & Robin. At least it was trying to be campy on some level.

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  2. Maybe I’m such a B&R hater because I didn’t get camp as an angry 16yr old. That, combined with the fact that the rest of my family liked it and didn’t get why I was so upset about it. RAGE QUIT.

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  3. Name a good superhero movie. Feel the pain in your throat as I creditcardswipe your jugular as you say, “The Dar -” <—–Summary of my Opinion of Superhero Movies. Bring It to the Next Roundtable?

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