Archie of the Dead. For reals.

afterlife with archieTwo surprising things here: the undead are invading Riverdale and Archie comics are still a thing people buy. Bloody-Disgusting has the full press release but the choice quote tells us the comic will be “spearheaded by one of Hollywood’s hottest writers, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, who will be fresh off the high profile crossover, ARCHIE MEETS GLEE.

Let’s drive past the whole who the fuck is Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa issue – he wrote the upcoming Carrie remake – and focus on calling Archie Meets Glee high profile. “Age of Ultron my ass, I’m in line for the new crossover between a comic no one reads and a TV show no one watches!”

With a Jolt, My Mind Awakens….SUPERULTRAMEGADRAGONPIZZABEATDOWN SPECIAL EDITION: 1,000 Songs You Must Hear Before You Eat That Sandwich, Download That Clutch Album, Bet on That Bellator Fight, Finish That Sudoku, Pay That Turnpike Toll, Text That Cute Guy/Girl You Met at Pizzeria Uno, and Facebook Your Discontent Re: The Last Episode of “The Walking Dead”…

The project has concluded. It’s another “1,000 Songs…” list, straight from Ol’ Kentucky Jay’s audio receptors in his orbiting satellite above Earth — How far can music move you? What course of discovery shall be paved via a pleasurable tune? Is there a happy, little ditty that will guide you to your Ultimate Happiness? I hope you will find a song or seventeen on this list to add to your playlist/artillery/repertoire as you meander through existence. Put on your headphones and get your downloadin’ thumbs a-ready…outerspaceundergroundcrunchysoundGO!

1. ’79 AKA The Shouty Track – Lemon Jelly

2. 3 AM Eternal – KLF
3. 21st Century Schizoid Man – King Crimson
4. 25 or 6 to 4 – Chicago
5. 30 Century Man – Scott Walker
6. 40 Cups of Coffee – Bill Haley and the Comets

7. ABACAB – Genesis
8. Ace – The Big Sleep

9. Ace of Spades – Motorhead
10. Aces High – Iron Maiden
11. Acid Dreams – The Monsters
12. After Me, the Flood – Armored Saint

13. Against All Odds – Phil Collins
14. Ain’t No Sunshine – Bill Withers
15. Albatross – Corrosion of Conformity
16. Alice – Tom Waits

17. Alien – Leonard Nimoy
18. All the Fools Sailed Away – Dio
19. All the King’s Men – The Monkees
20. All the Pretty Little Horses – Grant Campbell

The epic journey continues after the jump! Continue reading

The King Kong Musical Had Better Feature Tap Dancing Apes

If I know anything about our target audience, it’s this: you all live in Australia and you fucking love musical theatre, AMIRITE?

Seriously though, this show looks crazay. It’s does remind me slightly of a Down Under effort to create something as ill-advised as Spider Man: Murder the Actors Turn Off the Dark, but you can’t make a spectacle without breaking a few legs. Fangoria has a bunch more videos but the only one you need to see is the one above, which shows off the giant gorilla in all his 7.5 meter animatronic glory.

(PS – I looked it up and 7.5 meters is is 25 feet. Bazam!)