Sony’s Latest Guessing Game

Sony just dropped this banner on all the major social networking sites. Here are my guesses as to what it could mean.

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1) Orbis, also knows as the PS4

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2) Finally putting the PSP to bed

3) Finally putting the PSVita to bed

4) Announcing a worthy sequel to Monster Madness: Grave Danger

5) A Star Wars: Force Unleashed/Shadows of the Damned crossover.

But it’s probably the Orbis announcement.

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Travel Plans on Hold: We’re Heading Back to Los Santos A Little Later Than We Thought

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From Rockstar:

Dear all,
Today, we have an official release date to share with you: Grand Theft Auto V will arrive in stores on September 17, 2013.
We know this is about four months later than originally planned and we know that this short delay will come as a disappointment to many of you, but, trust us, it will be worth the extra time. GTAV is a massively ambitious and complex game and it simply needs a little more polish to be of the standard we and, more importantly, you require.
To all Grand Theft Auto fans, please accept our apologies for the delay, and our promise that the entire team here is working very hard to make the game all it can be. We are doing all we can to help ensure it will meet if not exceed your expectations come September – we thank you for your support and patience.
Yours,
The GTA Team

Clothe Thyself (Today Only) in This Charming Duck Hunt T-Shirt

Confession time: While I had a NES growing up, I had ZERO superfluous accessories: no Zapper (tm), no excercise pad, no NES Advantage, no R.O.B. the Robot and sure as shit no Power Glove. So anytime I would end up at someone’s house that did have these wonderful devices, you couldn’t pry me off of them with a, uh, sort of prying device (?).

Where was I going with this? Oh, right, screen proximity & cheating (ed. note: …clearly). I never understood why people stood across the room with the Zapper when playing Duck Hunt; what, were they giving those goddamn ducks a sporting chance? “No!”, I would scream. “Fuck those ducks!” and then I would put the gun up about 2″ from the screen and just blow those feathered bastards back to their soggy hell, ready to be retrieved by my bemused personal Cerebus. Yet this was considered a)cheating and b)poor form. Poor form or no, I’ve got more dead digital ducks under my belt than you could possibly fathom; what’ve you got?

WELL…you could have this cool Duck Hunt t-shirt from Tee Fury, created by furan!

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