With a Jolt, My Mind Awakens…Chapter Thirty-One: Why Do You Plunge Your Thumb Into Your Coffee, Sire?

The answer, dear children, is FERTILIZER.

I’ve reasoned to wonder why Randy Quaid is kept on the payroll. Can we catalogue a Truer Descent into Self-Imposed Exile than that of the Chieftain of Full Shitters & Kamikaze Pilots? Who is sitting behind a desk, finger dangling over the Red Button of Make-It-or-Break-It for the Entertainment-Folk? It’s time for a 7% increase in salary for the Bug Buster. His has been a career of off-beat, atilt, and wuh-wuh-wacky appearances and yes, occasionally, he has been seen sporting a blazer (“The Paper”, “Bye Bye Love”, “Caddyshack II”). I thoroughly enjoyed his twisted turn-of-tongue in the 1993 flick “Freaked”, looking pleasantly (read: manically) like Uncle Sam, post battery-acid-and-Mr.-Pib shooters aplenty. Let Us Not Cast From Grace this American Treasure because surely Chevy Chase will one day require Mr. Quaid’s timely intervention in yet another flapperty-japperty attempt to emerge as Man of the Year, 2014:

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