Doesn’t QUITE inspire the rapidly blinking, star-smashing thinking of those Harold and Kumar pictures, but Happy Holidays, hobos and heathens, here’s your moment of koan:

Pop quiz, hotshot: Which Man is God, Which Man is Jesus, and Which Man is the Holy Ghost? Before response, marvel at this buzzard dropping of animated dance-dance:

That Shaggy/Velma two-step reminds me of Shamrock/Gracie from Ultimate Fighting Championship V – !

The answer: The Roles are Interchangeable.