Trailer Park: NEW Grand Theft Auto V Trailer

Just..just watch it:

“Just ignore the bodies”.

How can I properly describe this without being incredibly hyperbolic? I can’t even…this just looks incredible. I’ve said it before but damn, Rockstar is on a roll.

Things of particular interest:

– The song.  I’d heard rumors that Rockstar was going to do away with all the music of the earlier GTA’s and instead have a brand new score created for the game, which I thought was a terrible idea.  Some of the best times I’ve had playing GTA is just cruising around listening to the radio. So hopefully the Stevie Wonder track is just a sampling of another round of incredible radio stations stocked with killer jamz.

– Trevor Phillips is crazy pants. He looks like a redneck Andrew W.K. with less hair. (Here’s the real life version)

– The variety of areas & set pieces, which I’m sure is just a fraction of what’s actually available to explore.

– “Bounce. We’re bouncing now?”

– The vehicles.

BONUS: Full length version of the Stevie Wonder track from the trailer.

Amazon annouces Their Best Graphic Novels of the Year

How many of these have you read?

1. Building Stories by Chris Ware
2. Darth Vader and Son (Star Wars (Chronicle)) by Jeffrey Brown
3. Saga, Vol. 1 by Brian K. Vaughan and Fiona Staples
4. The Hive by Charles Burns
5. Prophet, Vol. 1: Remission by Simon Roy, Farel Dalrymple, Giannis Milogiannis and Brandon Graham
6. The Underwater Welder by Jeff Lemire
7. Swamp Thing Vol. 1: Raise Them Bones (The New 52) by Scott Snyder and Yanick Paquette
8. Wonder Woman Vol. 1: Blood (The New 52) by Brian Azzarello and Cliff Chiang
9. Creepy Presents Richard Corben by Various Author, Bruce Jones, Doug Moench and Richard Corben
10. Avengers: The Children’s Crusade by Allan Heinberg, Olivier Coipel, Jim Cheung and Alan Davis

(via ComicsBeat)

This Black Ops Chart Is Amazing And Thorough, Still Won’t Make Me Any Good

Are you obsessed with knowing which weapons will yield a three-shot kill at ranges of 100+ meters in Black Ops 2? Not as obsessed as these guys. SHAME ON YOU.

A couple of super heroes/insane persons spent days exhaustively testing every weapon in the game to determine which had the best accuracy, damage, reload speed, and much more. None of this information will keep me from dying 30 times a minute.

(via PC Gamer, Kotaku, and like a zillion other places.)