And holy shitballs does it look GRAPHIC. Now, Sam Raimi wrote the screenplay and Bruce Campbell himself stood up at Comic-Con and said fans would be thrilled. Still I’m a little skeptical. Possibly the smartest move they’ve made so far (other than displaying absolutely insane amounts of gore in the trailer) is not naming any of the characters Ash. I’m even wondering if they’ll make some quip about a bunch of college kids who came to that very same cabin back in the 80s and were never heard from again.

I have my doubts about newbie director Fede Alvarez (please, PLEASE don’t be another Alexandre Aja) but I’m gonna go out on a limb and make two predictions: this movie will be good and it will make many unsuspecting ladies (and gents) regret letting their horror aficionado dates pick the movie.