I apparently would not survive a zombie apocalypse, as I had previously elected to save my fiance in the hope that a cure would one day surface; she, on the other hand ensures her survival by electing to ruthlessly slaughter me. Smart girl. So after mercilessly dispatching your loved ones, refer to this handy chart for your next steps in surviving (and possibly prospering) in this terrifying new world*:
*Note: New world may not actually be terrifying! Maybe it’s delightful?
(Link via The Roosevelt’s)