If people stayed away from this film, I wonder if it would give studios pause in terms of constant and accelerating franchise reboots? Doubtful. Look, I SAW Superman Returns. I was THERE, MAN. You don’t know what it was like. You couldn’t. And now you’re asking me to go back through it again? I can’t. I just can’t. I don’t even like Superman.
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the caped boy landed with a magnificent whooooshing flourish
in the parking lot of the local cinema.
he observed the marquee with an enthusiastic Kryptonian grin,
purchased a ticket, and entered Theater #3 to see “Superman IV: Quest for Peace”.
(100 minutes later)
the boy quietly discarded his cape in the nearest trash receptacle to
the alleyway exit of the cinema.
he walked home.
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Isn’t that the one with Richard Pryor?
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Richard Pryor was the Angel-Devil of “Superman III”. You’ll receive Sweet Chin Music from an irate Gene Hackman if you utter the name of the movie in his presence.
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