Wiseau Serious?

Well…well. I mean…ok. I guess? <sigh> If you have four-and-a-half minutes and aren’t tired of Tommy Wiseau, watch him re-enact the Joker/Batman interrogation scene from The Dark Knight.

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Tears? No, it’s just something in my eye. Ok, it IS tears. To celebrate the finale, here’s (a link to) every Adventure Time title card

Some mad bastard compiled every single Adventure Time title card into one post in honor of the SERIES FINALE. wow.

What are your favorites?

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Fallout 76 Hypetrain Is Leaving the Station; All Aboard

Just pre-ordered Fallout 76 (did you know that it’s currently 20% off on Amazon like, right now?). Now let’s all check out this sweet Fallout pic from Chris Bishop.  More from him at ChrisBishop.com and SnakeBomb.com  (Sidenote: My CAW in Smackdown vs. Raw: Here Comes the Pain was named MonkeyBomb. No relation but still – Rest in Power, MonkeyBomb.)

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Trailer Park, E3 edition: Bethesda is ACTIVELY Trying to Ruin My Life

Bethesda, what are you DOING to me? Look at all the gems they dropped at E3 yesterday:

Doom Eternal! I haven’t even gotten around to Wolfenstein 2 yet.

 

Speaking of, here’s a NEW Wolfenstein game, Wolfenstein Youngblood

Oh, and then there’s Fallout 76  which is an online survival version of Fallout which I will of course obsess over, and somehow (?!) find time to play alongside Rockstar’s Red Dead Redemption 2. How? I have No Idea. Maybe I’ll take a work sabbatical.

How about some brand new Bethesdea IP? Then here’s Starfield. What is it? Nobody knows? Who wants it? THIS GUY.

Oh, and then just a tiny little tease for a tiny little game called m’fing ELDER SCROLLS 6.

After the jump, some Fallout76 gameplay.

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…why though?

Bethesda announced a sequel to its 2011 first person meh-fest Rage today – the inspired sounding Rage 2. <sigh> Gameplay footage tomorrow, so more about this blahgasm then.

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The only thing I remember from the first one (which of course I bought) was that the intro was pretty bad ass. Was there a boomerang thing? Were the weapons cool? I think there was a driving component? I really don’t know.

For real though – next-gen reboot of Primal Rage or GTFO.

Trailer Park – Ant-Man & The Wasp

I’m wrong again, as I never thought Ant-Man would work in the first place and here we are with a sequel. This might be Paul Rudd’s perfect role. Also, how has he looked the same for the past twenty years,?

PS – Didn’t some other Marvel movie just come out or something? Forever Glove or Eternal Mitten or something? Anybody see it? Thoughts on it go in the comments below, True Believers!