Haiku Review: Dead Island
Like smashing zombies?
How about tons of fetch quests?
Dead Island’s for you!
(ed.note: Believe it or not, impervious rex is an award winning* haiku writer under his previous nom-de-plume Savage6000. Seriously. I don’t understand it either. )





Fallout with undead?
More like FarCry 3 with no
gameplay. AMIRITE?
Is that a haiku?
Regardless, you may be right. We’ll see how long this keeps my interest; but in the meantime, dispensing justice via the pointy end of my spiked bat is getting the job done.
It isn’t the most structurally sound haiku ever. I usually like to tie up the second line.
But it conforms to the 5 7 5 rules to make it a haiku, yes.
Garth… that was a haiku.