Modern Borefare

With a Jolt, My Mind Awakens…Chapter Twenty-Nine: In the Waiting Room to the Sixth Circle…

The Time magazine on the coffee table in front of you features Richard Pryor on the cover, caption: “Gus Gorman in 2016?” Drop the periodical onto the carpet. If Mr. Pryor grimaces, don’t panic; grab your beep-boop-bop device and hit these trailers:

Natural Selection Doesn’t Tend to Social Decorum; Order Your Eggs Scrambled and Your Clint Eastwood Movies Hard-Boiled. If the waitress brings “City Heat” and “Pink Cadillac”…send ‘em back to the kitchen.