Don’t Have a Cow, Man: Simpsons Relevant for First Time in 18 Years

This couch gag made me binge watch all of Season 1 of Rick & Morty in a day.  A finer day has never been spent and nor shall it.

And then we’re gonna go on even MORE adventures after that, Morty. And you’re gonna keep your MOUTH SHUT about it, Morty…

..because the world is full of idiots that don’t understand what’s important. And they’ll TEAR us apart, Morty!!

But if you stick with me, I’m gonna accomplish great things, Morty, and you’re gonna be part of ’em.

And together we’re gonna run around, Morty, we’re gonna… do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty… we’re the only…. friends we’ve got, Morty! It’s just Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty and their adventures, Morty.. RICK AND MORTY FOREVER AND FOREVER A HUNDRED YEARS Rick and Morty.. some…things.. Me and Rick and Morty runnin’ around and… Rick and Morty time… a- all day long forever.. all a – a hundred days Rick and Morty! forever a hundred times…. OVER and over Rick and Morty… adventures dot com.. W W W dot at Rick and Morty dot com w..w..w… Rick and Morty adventures.. ah- hundred years….. every minute Rick and Morty dot com…. w w w a hundred times… Rick and Morty dot com…….”

With a Jolt, My Mind Awakens…Chapter Ninety-Seven: The Pumped-Up Kicks of Eternia (Lift Your Sword Up High and Blow Your Brains Out)

Dance party time.

above: Saturday, January 31, 1998, nameless central Pennsylvania college, Sigma Phi Epsilon party. They usually ended as follows:

OK, the party is over. This has been my illustrious return to Modern Borefare. Time to eat a sandwich and fight the devils.

6 Very Good Reasons You Should Read Nextwave

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nextwave versus the spawn of a terrorist ell disguised as a patriotic american corporation

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nextwave know that science is a trick ojnwhite people and that the shamans of the mountains, the jungle, the desert and the steppe have hated Stephen Hawking for five thousand years.

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nextwave: You must buy six copies of this comic now.

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nextwave are in your room and touching your stuff

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nextwave should only be taken in 100 mg doses and never through the urethra

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nextwave: blatantly wasting your money since 2006.

And that’s just ONE ISSUE. Buy Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E vols. 1 (This is What They Want) & 2 ( I Kick Your Face) or Hell, even the collected volume now Now NOW.

80’s Villains Mushed Up With Pop Music Covers

The reports of our death have been greatly exaggerated! You know what stops you from regularly updating a site? Here’s a partial list: a newborn! Getting a new job! Moving from one giant city to another giant city due to getting said job! The holidays! Don’t forget malaise.  That’s a big one. But hey, maybe I can toss Modern Borefare back on the slab, crank it up through the hole in my roof during a lightning storm and bring some life back to this cantankerous monster.

In the meantime, enjoy (or else) these 80’s villains transplanted from their general menacing environments and put into the place they probably should’ve been all along, belting out pop music (Jodecai courtesy Rocky Davies)

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Eight Artists Illustrate Their Childhood Video-Game Obsessions + One Supremely Poor Effort from Yours Truly

Medium tapped eight artists to put their premiere video game memory of childhood down in whatever style they chose and the results do not disappoint. Definitely check out the article for more specific details from the artists and why, exactly , the games they chose had such an incredible impact on them.

Kris Mukai, "Jet Grind Radio"

Kris Mukai, “Jet Grind Radio”

Celyn Brazier, "Alien-8"

Celyn Brazier, “Alien-8″

Brendan Monroe,"Asteroids"

Brendan Monroe,”Asteroids”

Lale Westvind, "War Wind"

Lale Westvind, “War Wind”

Jennifer Daniel, "Minesweeper"

Jennifer Daniel, “Minesweeper”

Mimi Leung, "Final Fantasy 7"

Mimi Leung, “Final Fantasy 7″

Tim McDonagh, "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"

Tim McDonagh, “The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time”

via Medium

After the jump, see my artistic masterpiece, meant to represent one of the absolute PINNACLES of 8-bit (or any bit, for that matter) gaming, BIONIC COMMANDOooooooooo Continue reading