This is either going to be amazing or the greatest/cruelest hoax played on Fallout fanboys.
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NOT A HOAX NOT A HOAX OMJEEZ
Markmy words, this will become (hell, it probably already is) a cultural touchstone. Even better, it’s only 30 minutes long!You’re lucky though; any longer than that and chances are high your eyes might melt. You think eye jelly is easy to get out of your vintage Old Navy hot yellow Tech-Vest®? Trust me…it ain’t. Consider yourself warned. KUNG FURY!!!
This couch gag made me binge watch all of Season 1 of Rick & Morty in a day. A finer day has never been spent and nor shall it.
And then we’re gonna go on even MORE adventures after that, Morty. And you’re gonna keep your MOUTH SHUT about it, Morty…
..because the world is full of idiots that don’t understand what’s important. And they’ll TEAR us apart, Morty!!
But if you stick with me, I’m gonna accomplish great things, Morty, and you’re gonna be part of ’em.
And together we’re gonna run around, Morty, we’re gonna… do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty… we’re the only…. friends we’ve got, Morty! It’s just Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty and their adventures, Morty.. RICK AND MORTY FOREVER AND FOREVER A HUNDRED YEARS Rick and Morty.. some…things.. Me and Rick and Morty runnin’ around and… Rick and Morty time… a- all day long forever.. all a – a hundred days Rick and Morty! forever a hundred times…. OVER and over Rick and Morty… adventures dot com.. W W W dot at Rick and Morty dot com w..w..w… Rick and Morty adventures.. ah- hundred years….. every minute Rick and Morty dot com…. w w w a hundred times… Rick and Morty dot com…….”
Dance party time.
above: Saturday, January 31, 1998, nameless central Pennsylvania college, Sigma Phi Epsilon party. They usually ended as follows:
OK, the party is over. This has been my illustrious return to Modern Borefare. Time to eat a sandwich and fight the devils.
nextwave versus the spawn of a terrorist ell disguised as a patriotic american corporation
nextwave know that science is a trick ojnwhite people and that the shamans of the mountains, the jungle, the desert and the steppe have hated Stephen Hawking for five thousand years.
nextwave: You must buy six copies of this comic now.
nextwave are in your room and touching your stuff
nextwave should only be taken in 100 mg doses and never through the urethra
nextwave: blatantly wasting your money since 2006.
And that’s just ONE ISSUE. Buy Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E vols. 1 (This is What They Want) & 2 ( I Kick Your Face) or Hell, even the collected volume now Now NOW.